Dear Doomsday Prophets,

first of all: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Please imagine me laughing at you like a spotted hyena on crack, that would somewhat resemble the sound.

How does it feel to have been wrong about doom again? I guess many people on this planet must be really ashamed to have fallen for such idiocy. I've seen people panic when I was laughing about all these doomsday prophecy. Well look who was right about what was going to happen! People believing in such bullshit are either desperate or pretty feeble-minded, at least in my books. However, I did enjoy some news posts on German email websites, it was hilarious to read (and mostly not serious, at least I'm not taking it serious, heehee)

Once again, I am incredibly grateful that I was raised as a sane and rational atheist by sane and rational atheists (also known as my parents, obviously). Yep, I'm not christened, not baptised or anything - one of the few good things about the GDR.

~Alex

PS: My lovely stupid doomsday believers, enjoy another HAHA from me.
PPS: If you happen to find it rude that I'm making fun of doomsday believers, feel free to move along. I like making fun of idiot beliefs.