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Alex
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Bayonetta, the girl that was two years and three months old before we had to put her to sleep due to her body failing more and more. I miss you, my lovely girl.
first of all: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please imagine me laughing at you like a spotted hyena on crack, that would somewhat resemble the sound.
How does it feel to have been wrong about doom again? I guess many people on this planet must be really ashamed to have fallen for such idiocy. I've seen people panic when I was laughing about all these doomsday prophecy. Well look who was right about what was going to happen! People believing in such bullshit are either desperate or pretty feeble-minded, at least in my books. However, I did enjoy some news posts on German email websites, it was hilarious to read (and mostly not serious, at least I'm not taking it serious, heehee)
Once again, I am incredibly grateful that I was raised as a sane and rational atheist by sane and rational atheists (also known as my parents, obviously). Yep, I'm not christened, not baptised or anything - one of the few good things about the GDR.
~Alex
PS: My lovely stupid doomsday believers, enjoy another HAHA from me. PPS: If you happen to find it rude that I'm making fun of doomsday believers, feel free to move along. I like making fun of idiot beliefs.
So, you're expecting a biography? Ahaha... no. There's nothing interesting about me, seriously. I'm a black metal fan, a translation student, a hobby artist, proud owner of two rats and so many more things. In the end, I'm just me and it's up to you if you like me or not. I, for one, surely don't like many people Maybe I should let you know that I like anything that's really gory or macabre, I am strongly against christianity in all its forms and I also love to play browser games. I'm not a person to discuss with - if you messed up once in my opinion, I surely won't waste my time with you anymore. Oh, and just in case you didn't know (because who knows what's going on in your tiny brains up in your head!) - THAT IS NOT ME ON THE PICTURE. Just to make the obvious a little bit more obvious. I'm not a white haired old psychopath with bloody clothes and two guns. Honestly.
Favorite visual artistOrpheelin, Shiibashi Hiroshi, Rob ZombieFavorite moviesPontypool, The Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 CorpsesFavorite bands / musical artistsMarduk, Backyard Babies, Rob ZombieFavorite bookstoo many to listFavorite writersIrvine WelshFavorite gamesPrototypeFavorite gaming platformcomputerOther Interestsmusic, books, computer games, my rats